Stick a Fork in Congress' Ass, Turn it Over, It's Done
Author: Stephen DeVoy
House Speaker Dennis Hastert woke up Tuesday and realized that Bush wiped his ass on more than the Bill of Rights when he plunged the Constitution into his oversized asshole. Like the countless self-indulgent enablers of men like Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, and Pinochet, the U.S. Congress is now confronted with the hungry tyrant at the door, clawing away even at the privileges of the elite. When we had a Constitution with a Bill of Rights, I would have immediately stood up to denounce the President's stomping on that document. However, the Bill of Rights was really the only part of the Constitution that ever mattered to me and now that it is gone, I only wish Bush's storm troopers would have invaded the hallowed halls of the Legislative branch with machineguns firing away, leaving only when a bloody mess flowed out of the doors. How nice it is when one enemy liquidates another. It makes things simpler. If We The People cannot be free, let's put away the facade of democracy which is merely a big banquet table for the elite and see things for what they really are: a totalitarian dictatorship. Once that fact becomes undeniable, revolution becomes the only solution worth entertaining.
House Speaker Dennis Hastert didn't really give a rat's ass when we discovered that the N.S.A., in violation of federal law and the Constitution, has been data mining the telephone calls of all Americans. Congress still signed PATRIOT Act II, even after we all knew that PATRIOT Act I made a mockery of our rights and was used for investigations that had nothing at all to do with terrorism. Photos of U.S. soldiers torturing prisoners and violating international law were shown to Congress. These photos have been found to be the consequence of a systemic abuse of human rights stretching all the way up to the Attorney General who invaded the Congress last weekend. Congress has not impeached anyone over it.
If Congress is looking for the sympathy of the American people, Congress can go fuck itself. After all, after fucking over the American People and nearly everyone else in the World, perhaps the Congress only has itself left to fuck.
Fuck you, Congress.