"Hi, all you listeners. We're back now after pandering to commercial interests and money at brea. We've had on our show presidential candidate Hillary Clinton answering questions all of our listeners might have of her. I must remark before we start, Hillary, that I had an aunt whose name was 'Hillaria'. Seriously! Isn't that a hoot?
(Hillary laughs uneasily.)
"It's now time for our call-in segment for concerns you out there in Never-neverland might express and we may have missed. She's graciously agreed to answer all of those questions, as long as they don't consist of her relationship with Bill or her personal political history before and after the year 2000. We'll take the first caller now."
"Ed, you're on the line now...Ed? Are you there?"
"Oh! Me? Yes I'm here. But I'm sorry. My fingers on the phone are faster than my thoughts. I don't hear too well anymore. Sounded like you were talking to John McCain..."
(Audible end of connection.)
"Ok...We'll take the next caller please. Grace...Grace are you there?"
"Somehow we've seem to have lost Grace, too. I see another blinking light on my panel. Seems we have our first question. What's your name, sir, and how can Hillary assure herself of your vote?"
"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game..."*
*Thanks to the Rolling Stones